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1.There is no problem that cannot be overcome by force.
2.If it moves, destroy it.
3.Piloting any vehicle is simple, and requires no training.
4.One lone "good guy" can defeat an infinite number of "bad guys."
5.Make sure you eat all food lying on the ground.
6.You can break things and get away with it.
7.You can push other vehicles off the road and get away with it.
8.If someone dies, they disappear.
9.If you get mad enough, you can fight even better.
10.You can overcome most adversaries simply by having enough quarters.
11.You can operate all weapons without training.
12.No matter how long you fight, you can always fight again.
13.Death is reversible (only for you!)
14.Ninjas are common, and frequently fight in public.
15.Whenever big fat mean guys are about to croak, they start flashing red or yellow.
16.You never run out of ammunition, just grenades.
17.All women wear revealing clothes, and have great bodies.
18.Shoot everything. If it blows up or dies, it was bad.
19.Don't worry if your vehicle crashes and explodes, another one will appear in its place.
20.A thousand to one odds against you, is not a problem.
21. Even if it looks as if your opponent has just slashed you in half, you can't die unless your energy bar runs out.
22. Bosses who have 'a change of heart' invariably are less powerful when they switch sides and fight with you.
23. If you drive faster than 200 mph and hit something....don't worry! After flipping over a few times your car straightens itself out and keeps going.
24. reloading a weapon is an easy procedure; simply fire the gun away from your line of sight.
25. uality is constant everywhere; if something is more expensive, it MUST be better and more useful.
26. There is a limitless supply of puke, intestines, blood, and femurs that can be released from a fighters body.
27. a) Rencarnation is acheived by picking up a magic talisman known as a '1-up'
b) '1-ups' are commonly found littering the streets.
c) Only good guys can pick up '1-ups'. Bad guys must fend for themselves.
28. You can walk into the homes of total strangers and rummage around in their dressers. If you find anything nice, you can keep it. You don't even have to talk to the people that live there.
29. Keeping your balance while walking or fighting on top of fast-moving vehicles is not hard at all.
30. 100-pound fighters have no problem picking up & hurling 400-pound fighters across the room.
-Matt-
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Most of the things we learn from games are interesting:
1. Double jumping.
2. Band-aids and potions heal everything.
3. Animals traditionally hold money, weapons and clothing.
4. When you die, all you do is lose one life.
5. You can fit a sword, shirt, pants, sheild, hat, shoes, gloves, food, money, assortment of jewels, and a variety of potions in one bag that can fit neatly out of sight on your body.
Things We Learn From Video Games...
