Broken Hearted
Broken Hearted
Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly > despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. > She decided that she would just kill herself and > join him in death. > Thinking that it would be best to get it over with > quickly, she took out Earl's old army pistol and > made the decision to shoot herself in the heart > since it was already so badly broken in the first place. > Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a > vegetable and burden to someone, she called her > doctor to inquire as to just exactly where the > heart would be. > "On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would > be just below your left breast." > Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the > hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee. " |
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