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So,.. I speak the german language fluently, and I am taking it as my "foriegn language" to get the hell outta high school.. my school is new so we only have freshman, sophomores, and juniors,.... adding the senior class next year. We also only have german 1 and 2... i am in 2 because im a baller,...

now in my class, there is a german foreign exchange student, and her name... well, that doesn't matter.... she's hott... anyway... no one else in the class understands german, but her and I... everyone in the class is trying to get her to go on a date with them... and she cant understnad a damn thing they're asking... haha... suckers...
so i start flirting a lil bit,.. in german, and she catches on, and we start passing notes while the liereren (teacher) is doin her thing... so then we start asking questions,.. you know how that whole things works... so I ask her if she wants to go see a movie.... that was dumb... how many understand the mistake in that??? exactly... she doesn't speak english... idiot... so she laughs, and said no because it would be difficult to understand....
so I invite her to dinner instead, "sure" she says... sweet,.... then we start talking about times,.. and she tells me,.. if I pay,.. after we go to dinner, we can see a movie,.. i'm goin,... wait,.. this chick doesn't speak english... so I ask.. wtf? right... so she we responds with,... "we don't have to listen,... we don't even have to watch".... sweet... so I def. wont be online about 6pm on saturday... haha...
Life is good,.. and then Im gonna go make out with the hot FEZ...

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Fluent German? Wow, quite impressive. I'm trying to master that myself. Good luck with the German girl! :D




-Matt-

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Good luck with the German chick, lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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just hope shes not like the french and she shaves her pitts[8D]

good luck dude

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she shaves everything like an american ;) what a badass weekend...

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like an american? its not called a brazilian for nothing!

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Pics?








:D

-Matt-

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pics... ha... I've been working on that for the past 3 weeks.... I'll do the best I can today, she hates cameras... I don't understand it... I can handle this one... ... ... brazillian? I must be out of the loop on that one, I hope it wouldn't have anything to do with you mistaking the german girl for a brit.... please inform me... :)

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even her head?[&:]

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How long did it take to master German?


-Matt-

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German was my first language,.. and no you ass, not her head lol... I meant like her legs and armpits and her other fun areas... good times...

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English is a Germanic language and is not all that different than English. I you immerse yourself in it, it does not take that long to learn... viel gluck!

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Mein frau von 32 jahre bist Deutche (von Bremen). Ich hot gelehrt nichts. Actually, while German predates English (as we know it today,) German now draws, liberally, on English. She's taught me nothing! Maybe I should get another one? (Still, I think my spelling and language [though not vocabulary] is okay considering I never actually studied anything ... and I stink with languages. It helps, I suppose, that I have a bit of Yiddish.)

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Holy old posts Batman.