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The Bowtie Lounge

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Old 12-02-2009, 12:25 AM
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Default The Bowtie Lounge

Hey folks, just for fun (and I hope it's OK with the folks runnin' the place here) I thought it might be a neat idea to have one thread where we can go to just post fun unrelated Corvette stuff, like a joke of the day or whathaveyou. A place to go to find a smile when you need one, sorta thing.

We can keep this very clean and tasteful and yet still provide a laugh here and there. To start with, here's some material regarding the beloved Yugo.

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How do you make a Yugo go faster?
A towtruck.

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What do you call the shock absorbers inside a Yugo?
Passengers.

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Two guys in a Yugo were arrested last night in Oakland following a push-by shooting incident.

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The new Yugo has an air bag. When you sense an impending accident, start pumping real fast.

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A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap for my Yugo." The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade."

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I have also said for years that the car is named because "Yugo, but it doesn't".

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How can you get a Yugo to do 60 miles an hour?
Push it over a cliff.
 
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Old 12-02-2009, 04:59 AM
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funny thanks
Welcome to the forum
 
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Old 12-03-2009, 05:19 AM
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thanks for the sharing of the information ....i really liked the posts......regards,
 
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Old 12-16-2009, 09:03 PM
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happy birthday CHRYSLER TECH have a great day
 

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