A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the other
end. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and
asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" To
which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with
you tonight!" By now, the entire bar is staring at them. Naturally, the guy is
hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After
a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at
him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student
in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200!"


-Matt-

 

So this guy falls in love young, gets married that sort of thing,... his wife's name is wendy.... well, during the course of their marriage, he decides to have his wife's name tattoo'd on his *****. So, when his ***** is erect, you can see all 5 letters of her name clearly, but when he's not, you can only see the W and the Y...Well, young and naive as they were, they split up. He loved wendy so much, and he didn't know what to do. After 6 months of moping around, his friends told him he needed a vacation. So he takes his buddy's advice, and at his friend's expense, takes a trip to Jamaica... Everything felt the same to him, and he stil missed Wendy, so he began drinking to take his mind off of her. It worked for the most part, but as most of you know, when you start drinking, the bladder becomes angry... So, he got up from his stool at the bar and walked into the bathroom to take care of his built up excess of urine. In the bathroom he notices a black man taking a **** as well. He looked down to see a W and a Y tattoo'd on the man's ***** also. He immediately turned and began telling the man what had happened, and then asked him if he lost a girl named wendy too. The large black man turned to him and stretched out his ***** and said, "oh no bruda, mine say, 'Welcome to Jamaica, Have a nice day'" ....

 

hahahaha