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Old Dec 26, 2005 | 03:11 AM
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a man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to the holy land.
while they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. the undertaker told them, "you can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the holy land for $150".
the man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
the undertaker asked, "why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to spend only $150?"
the man said, "a man died here 2000 years ago. he was buried here, and three days later, he rose from the dead. i just can't take that chance."

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Old Dec 26, 2005 | 09:08 PM
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Now that's pretty funny! Nice find Matt...
 




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