An Iowa man, obviously impervious to embarrassment, called cops this week to report the theft of a blow-up doll fashioned to resemble a **** star.




Um, yes officer. Someone stole my blowup girlfriend. She's really hot, and I need her back right away. Do I need to come down and look through the mug shots?

 

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0517061haze1.html

There ya go.